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cat lady 

a woman that finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions.
-Dressing up her cats
-Taking videos and pictures of them
-Telling other people stuff about her cats that they do not care about
-Thinking that her cats are really intuitive
-Wearing clothes with cats on them
-Owning things with cats on them
-Not being lonely because she has her cats!

Note: A cat lady may smell like cat pee but this is not required
It's so annoying when that cat lady posts pictures of her cats all over Facebook.
cat lady by How Unicorns Are Made November 20, 2010
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A sexual history report or list. Like a car fax, the person requesting wants to know who's been in it, how many miles, the amount of front damage and all rear end collisions.
Phrase made popular by radio host Tommy Sotomayor.

"Black women, you've let too many niggas get inside ya pussy. Show me the cat fax!"
cat fax by Mr. Protocol August 1, 2013

cat in the grill 

1)going down on your girlfriend and getting pubes stuck in your teeth.
I loving doing things with my girlfriend but I hate getting the cat in the grill
cat in the grill by dc ballers April 27, 2009
What weed looks like to some moms.
*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
Cat Poop by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

cat butthole 

1. a counterstrike map on which there are no lights so you cannot see, ie a cat's butthole. whoever buys nightvision first pwns the round.
2. a very dark place

cat pile 

an internet version of a dog pile when members of a forum join forces to flame another member who constantly posts drivel, brag posts and troll posts.
Tugboat gets all pissed off and threatens to lock or delete threads once we begin to cat pile him.

Men walk their dogs. Pussy fags who can't get laid walk their cats. Thus, men dog pile, and in this case, the pussy fag who walks his cat on a leash, gets cat piled.
cat pile by TWT June 2, 2008