Cock of Ages 

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

Cock of Ages by RySenkari December 10, 2006

Cock Move 

Any purposeful action that could be considered rude, inconsiderate, or deceitful to another, for one's personal gain.

I was late for work and I pulled a cock move to beat the red light.

Cock Move by OQ January 5, 2007

cock vendor 

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.

Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.

cock vendor by Pollup December 11, 2007

cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

cock block call by Bode H January 28, 2008

Cock Sandwich 

It is made with two slices of bread and a cock. It can sometimes be served Aitkin's style, no bread, just plain old awesome cock. It can also be used to describe something bad or good. Also called a C.S.

"That guy spilled my drink....what a cock sandwich..or what a C.S

The date went well,i ended up serving a C.S. without the bread.

Cock Sandwich by Moppe February 10, 2009

cock sock 

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

cock sock by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

cock hungry 

when one is cock hungry, one lusts for penis in the oral region

mrs hatfield was very cock hungry until mr worms approached and eased his seamen down her deprived oesophigus

cock hungry by =CC= October 19, 2003