A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
a person who when telling a story, never gets to the point and when he/she finally does, all audience has lost interest, fallen asleep, or killed themselves.
Let me tell you another story about my tales in the south
oh god, looks like we got a duffy
somebody plan my funeral