bumph

Extra periphery crap, surplus to requirements.

The Internet is full of bumph like spam and pop-ups.

by chaypher August 2, 2003

Bumpus

Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/

1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)

2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend

3. When black people while out.

Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb

Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!

by Bumpus4life January 9, 2012

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

bumpygrimes

An adjective used on GameFAQs to describe something that is ultra-conservative or anti-liberal.

That abortion protest is SO bumpygrimes.

by Hubert Winterchawf December 16, 2004

bumping rugs

A slang term used to describe a sexual act between two lesbians as though "scissor fighting".

Landy and Mauren were so bumping rugs last night in their dorm room...Everyone on the hall could hear and KNEW...

by Paprika Sanchez October 2, 2007

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

rug bumper

A girl who is....well a DYKE

"I was going to get with that girl, but now i'm pretty sure shes a rug bumper."

by Dennis W. April 22, 2007