Battlecouch

1) a couch tricked out with wheels, a V8 engine, and some vulcan miniguns. usually used in gladiatorial battles

2) a very comfortable piece of furniture dedicated to video gaming or sports watching that has been sat on for over six hours straight.

1) oh my god, i just whipped joe with my battlecouch. he's in the hospital right now

2) dude, i have an awesome battlecouch, i just played my Xbox for 12 hours

by lolwalrus September 7, 2010

battle horny

Aroused by the thought of a great battle

Naruto was met with the sight of a battle horny gaara.

by Comictroll December 8, 2016

battle fatigue

the feeling of exhaustion yet accomplishment after taking a poop that left you stranded on the toilet for half an hour

Wife: Honey? Why were you in the bathroom so long?

Husband: I was paralyzed on the toilet from battle fatigue.
war face

by BELCHER34 August 21, 2017

Battle ram

A thick dark skinned baddie on a ram, she makes enemy troops go slower and goddamn does she got a thick booty or did i already say that. Check out her only fans

Guy one: bro battle ram made me cum.
Guy two: same bro.

by F4ll1n May 15, 2022

flame battleground

A place where the only thing there is flaming. An example is Urban Dictionary.

This flame battleground is verybaised. I'm not Wapanese, but if I show one sign that I like anime, I get offensive entries written about me.

by dj gs68 September 6, 2003

Snap battle

When you and another person (or more people) try to video each other for as long as you can and who ever gives up last wins

Me and my friend did a snap battle last nite

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

the battle of ni and pog to get ggers

which side

po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021