battle fatigue

the feeling of exhaustion yet accomplishment after taking a poop that left you stranded on the toilet for half an hour
Wife: Honey? Why were you in the bathroom so long?

Husband: I was paralyzed on the toilet from battle fatigue.
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by BELCHER34 August 21, 2017
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War Face

the face you make when pushing out a massize turd
That turd was so big i had to snapchat my war face!
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