Balogna Man

An ancient and evil entity, on the same level as the boogie-man, but 10 times more terrifying and powerful. Balogna man is gonna get you tonight, he waits under your bed.

Shamay, the balogna man was after me lastnight, good thing I jumped under my covers, everybody knows blankets make you invincible and undetectable to the balogna man

by DooshBagg69 May 21, 2022

Mans

The plural of something you are not.

A term used to address a male individual. Like dude, bro, fella, bloke, motherfucker

Ex.: "Mans over there pushing the car all by himself. Let me help that fella."

by EternalKing_Unrivaled April 15, 2024

the man on the moon

what to say to "who knows"

"Who is meant to know? the man on the moon???"

by idk what is my name? June 3, 2021

a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN

"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

She got a man

Something bro says when he see's u in his girl's phone

"Hey I left my phone charger in ur car"
"She got a man bro, leave her alone"
"Okay... Can I pls get my charger tho?"

by LOUDCARZNCLOUDZ September 4, 2022

3-man handshake

When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.

"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'

by SwAgMaStEr69 May 26, 2018

man like yuno

where youre calling someone stupid

Ay, wagwan, man like yuno,

by Yanooo. December 20, 2023