Weighcation

When you, are overly concerned about, over eating, while on a vacation, counting your calories, maintaing a dieters preference.

Doogie, will you get off your weighcation, and, just try to enjoy this trip with us?

by ATRABIONICA May 31, 2025

WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025

Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025

Weighcist

(adj./noun)

Someone who judges, insults, or discriminates against people based on their weight.

A joke word combining weight + racist/sexist, used to call out body-shaming in a funny way.

“Bruh, don’t be weighcist — let them order dessert if they want.”

“Saying she’s too skinny to play rugby is straight up weighcist.”

by Artificial_GlitchingGainFusion August 29, 2025

Weiner Duster

Referring to a man's mustache or hair above the lip

Check out the weiner duster on that douchebag!

by KozLiberios September 24, 2025

weighbill

A bu**s**t document dat supposedly states da tonnage of "heavy" cargo to be transported.

If you mail a package dat qualifies for "library rate", you may indeed get a drastically-reduced shipping-charge, but da postage is still determined by said parcel's poundage, so you will still need a weighbill.

by QuacksO October 29, 2025

Weiner Water

A delicacy shared by any person loving the broth made by boiling weiners onnacuff

"Do you want a hot dog?"
"Nah Bro, I just want the Weiner water so save it for me"

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025