Definitions by ol_flirty_bastrd
Weiner Fart
The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.
I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.
The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.
The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.
Weiner Fart by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025