Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach 

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".

Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking my talents to South Beach by T-MLB July 11, 2010

Taking a Larry 

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.

Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"

Taking a Larry by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010

taking the piss 

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.

1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.

taking the piss by joshow March 7, 2016

jive talkin' 

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics

Don't jive talk me you bastard!

jive talkin' by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

talkin' trip 

non-sensical talk; crazy talk

*while drunk* bill: dude, I have to go to the store!
*sober* joe: bill what are you talkin about?
bill: I SAID WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!
joe: bro, you're just talkin' trip right now

talkin' trip by babygirlonlin3 June 3, 2011

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.

Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.

Kicking Ass and Taking Names by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010