Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.

Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.

by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010

Rape Smooch

Smooching someone against their will

Veronica: Hey Jenny, Todd totally rape smooched me last night! I was like...The F!

Jenny: EW! What a loser dweeboid!

Veronica: Right!?

by Rape Smooch Police March 27, 2010

smotherfuck

When you're fucking a chick & you put a pillow over her face.

After a hard day at work I came home & gave my old lady a good smotherfucking.

by X 29 April 22, 2006

Smoothie

A slick, cunning and careful person.

His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932

by Athalanda April 29, 2013

smother monkey

A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading directly for o.b.

That guy on 2's tee is a true smother monkey.

by Bucketthead May 26, 2009

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

Smooch

Man or woman who tries to romantically be with you
for the purpose of freeloading

I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}

,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?

Never again will i date a {Smooch}.

She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}

by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011