Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016

satch tap

Something that you don't want done to you. I mean something that you really don't want done to you. Most commenly done my someone named Melissa.

"Haha, you just got satch tapped."

by Jojo Johnson December 24, 2008

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Snatch Snacker

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

She's a snatch snacker.
They're a couple of raving snatch snackers.

by David R.Miles February 12, 2008

snatch snot

this is a green discharge from a womans snatch

i had to wipe her snatch snot before i ate her out last night.

by big joe brandt March 8, 2008

Satchpack

pack for goodies, Usually is held on the back

I'll bring the water and snackies in my satchpack.
Make sure you bring my satchpack out or i will ruin you cole.

by bill Walk April 8, 2008

snatchathalon

1.) The act of getting as much poonani as possible in a single weekend.
2.) Also pounding as much vag as one can humanly stand.
3.) Beating the pink taco until the meat goes raw.
4.) To line women up and thrust one full stroke of the penis into each vag as fast as possible. Usually done in competition with others.

I pounded 32 redheads in the snatchathalon.

by shaguilar April 12, 2008