Chuck Norris Hater 

Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.

Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1

Chuck Norris Hater by Why do you want my name?! July 19, 2011

Chuck Norris Jokes 

there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.

person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris Jokes by lokuuust July 30, 2010

chuck a roastin' 

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

chuck a roastin' by Carl February 25, 2005

chucked up 

a more polite way up saying fucked up also can be used when a guy named chuck fucks something up

man that job was really chucked up

chucked up by douglas epley July 15, 2008

Chuckle Shits 

When you are takin a poo and you start to laugh and the laughter aids in the departure of said poo.

whilest on the phone with my friend he said a funny excerpt from a film we had previously watched which then made me laugh which then led to the dun dun dunnnnnnnnn Chuckle Shits

Chuckle Shits by |\|00|3_|<!|_|_ August 31, 2007

Chuck Norrisin' it 

A phrase used to describe when you are doing something that is a charateristic or action commonly affiliated by Chuck Norris like kicking serious ass, and/or doing a thumbs up.

"I busted in that place and I kicked that ass, I was straight Chuck Norrisin' it."

"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."

"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."

Chuck Norrisin' it by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

mo chucker 

n. The preferred less-vulgar, more humorous way of saying "motherfucker."

"Stupid mo chucker..."

mo chucker by CrunkDawg May 11, 2003