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retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
To have taco bell products thrown at your car while parked in the taco bell parking lot.
"Dude, while we were eating someone belled my car."
belled by smoney21 January 4, 2006
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Movie in development, scheduled to come out in '08, featuring fucking Dave Chappelle, T.I., Katt Williams, and a bunch of other cool black guys. Look it up on Wikipedia for more info.
Ballers looks like it will be a ballin' movie. AHAhAHA, see what I did there? I used ballin' in adjective form, to describe a movie named Ballers. Man, that is rich.
ballers by Spaceman Spliff July 5, 2007
Someone you probably don't want to get involved with, because they probably have multiple STD's.
"That ballers balls are infected."
baller by xthatssohardcorexxxxx August 18, 2005
a pimp daddy who gets around town on a different girl each night and has a nak fo the seed.
ya, otis ova thare is da prime balla' yo, he knows his pimp shit
baller by alex trebeck April 21, 2003
A drug dealer who moves sufficient quatities of the product such that they always have dope and money.
"Wassup with him? He balling?"
"Yeah, and word is that the cops know he's a baller."
baller by trific July 28, 2008

bust a ballerina 

To make a u-turn, often unexpectedly or illegally. Variation: flip a bitch.
We had to bust a ballerina 'cause we missed the Krispy Kreme drive through.