Lay Waste

The act of releasing a thick, pungent fart around a person or object.

Hey dood, I'm about to lay waste to Mrs.Bouziane's desk!

by Maximus P. Witherspoon May 31, 2016

wasteman

A small over weight lad, normally ginger who has bad facial skin. They tend to stick to their own groups and think theyre massively cool.

ie, "hey look at him! Hes such a wasteman"

by lil Charz June 8, 2010

waisted

It's like being "wasted" but wayyyyyyyy more "waisted"

John: "bro we were so wasted last night "
Dave: "you think that's bad, I'm still waisted"

by Johny Begood March 9, 2014

wasteder

getting obliterated. a drunken level like no other.

im going to get wasteder!

by kookarmy October 28, 2005

wasterfaced

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.

hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar wasterfaced

by Anna & Thomas March 3, 2008

wastebasketball

the sport invoked by emulating a basketball shot while throwing something away. Most shots qualify with the exception of a layup.

I had so much trash on my desk that I passed a good 30 minutes playing wastebasketball.

by thespot84 June 15, 2010

wastebag

one who continue's to drink intoxicating substances, though its a known fact that they are wasted. generally devolving into lame actions such as singing horribly, arguing inconsistently about nothing, thinking tequila is a good idea, and general debauchary of all kinds.

You're a wastebag, fool

by johnsage December 25, 2010