My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

Addy Leggings of the Whalein

A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches

Stats are as follows:

Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat

Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!

by Ticklemaster Plexitex October 21, 2012

Prince of Whales

Son of the King of Whales, heir to the throne of the Ocean kingdom. President Trump met with him in 2019.

“I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about ‘Everything!’” - President Trump via Twitter.

by Trumplodyte June 13, 2019

Space Whale

An essence, being, or lack of both, representing or not representing absolute freedom. The space whale, or everything but space whale, can be bound by nothing and everything at the same time, if it chooses. It may even exist while not existing.

Jim: Wow, that space whale may alter a reality in which I hadn't perceived it!

Bartholomew: The space whale can divide and add 3 to 4 simultaneously, and it did your mom last night.

Mason: That space whale sure pisses Phil off.

Richard: I tryed joining that S.W.A.P (Space Whale Awareness Party) and they told me something about sex with a panda.

by S.W.A.P. January 29, 2009

Whalerus

A woman that is fatter than a walrus, but not quite as big as a whale.

Andrew: Hey Dave there's Tracy the great white Whalerus!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!

by Mungzilla June 22, 2008

ginger whale

an overweight beached, red haired unisex being, responsible for certain natural disasters like the earthquakes in haiti and katrina. Known only to emerge to feed or mate.

Oh NO! Here comes the Ginger Whale!!! Hide your lunch!

by Ginger whale February 4, 2010