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vagina vignettes

The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.
Jeff: guess what I found in the attic
Ulric: Jews?
Jeff: nah just some of my granny's vagina vignettes
Ulric: ew
Jeff: ew

vagina wagon 

An affectionate term coined by me and my mates to refer to my lime green VW type 2 hippy van. Used for cruising around with your girl and getting laid in.
I took the vagina wagon out for a spin last night...
vagina wagon by Shroomfield June 12, 2008

vagina monger 

:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.

:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag
bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo
Vagina Poo by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

vagina-mom 

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.
Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."
vagina-mom by tangybutnice August 24, 2009

Vagina Twat 

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.
A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.
Vagina Twat by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010