Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.

"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"

by dunger October 11, 2008

Chris Baty

The founder of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and the writer of No Plot? No Problem!, a book designed to walk its readers through NaNoWriMo.

Chris Baty has amazing ideas.

by poeticteddy January 10, 2008

chris #2

The bassist and co-vocalist of Anti-Flag.

Girl 1: OMG, Chris #2 is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah the hottest guy in the band!

by Linzi Ultraviolence January 3, 2008

Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.

As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.

by execute63 January 23, 2011

Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.

I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.

by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

Chris the Elf

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.

Oh look its Chris the Elf !

by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019