Mascoutah

A small town in Illinois dominated by tyrannical Superintendents, corrupt principals, hillbillies, purple Indian feathers, rising home subdivisions, groups of friends with names, and school teachers that entertain themselves by annihilating their student's futures.

"Do you know where Mascoutah is?" "Oh, the place with the McDonalds? Yea, its over there somewhere behind all those old trailers and backwoods."

by MascoUtah January 4, 2010

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005

Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.

After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.

by italianjob99 May 26, 2010

Massage Parlor

A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.

"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"

by tdan December 11, 2004

master of puppets

Metallica album released in March of 1986. Last album recorded with Cliff Burton, who passed away in a bus accident while on tour in October of that year.
Track list:
"Battery"
"Master of Puppets"
"The Thing That Should Not Be"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"
"Disposable Heroes"
"Leper Messiah"
"Orion (Instrumental)"
"Damage, Inc."

Master of Puppets is known to be the best Metallica album of all time.

"Dude, Master of Puppets was the BEST Metallica album ever! Rest in peace, Cliff Burton!"

by Miss Metallica 2005 February 3, 2005

mastodon

the greatest band in metal music today, recently surpassing Tool, even though they are heavily inspired by tool, their new album Crack the Skye is basically what 10k days would of sounded like if Tool gave a shit anymore, not saying tool sucks, just that they dont give a shit... cuz their fucking tool... you know?

Mastodon kind of sound like Rush meets Frank Zappa meets Tool meets Radiohead meets Ozzy Osbourne meets Lynyrd Skynyard and a whole bunch of other shit. The only insult you can make towards this great band is that they just sound like a bunch of bands combined, but then again it is pretty amazing that they cross to many genre's and different bands to make their own unique sound.

New album Crack The Skye is absolutely incredible... "the czar" and "the last baron" sounds like Jesus came back to earth and made metal music.... seriously.

"i just got back from the mastodon show, it feels like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis"

by mastodonistheshit August 29, 2009

Master Chief that Ho

This occurs when you take a small ball i.e. tennis ball, baseball, etc. and then you knut all over it, effectively creating a sticky plasma grenade. then you throw it at a bitch

The bitch wasn't putting out so i decided to master chief that ho with my tennis ball

by McLovin1174 January 16, 2008