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knucklebumped a floater 

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.
i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

holy fuckles its knuckles 

used to compliment a female partner's looks
*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

knucklepuck

1. When one pops the hockey puck up on its side with one's hockey stick and smacks it causing it to fly in the air.

2. A hardcore band known for writing songs about the movie Mighty Ducks.

1. Matt Cullen's knucklepuck shot to win the Stanly Cup in 2007 was without a doubt the goal of the year.

2. Knucklepuck put on a kick ass show last night I was really getting into it until that kid crowd punched me and broke my nose.
knucklepuck by yetimeister October 30, 2008

knuckledusters 

A form of hand-to-hand combat weaponary, that fits around a persons fingers, to increase the amount of damage created with a punch. These are usually metal.
John: "How come your face is cut?"
Mark: "Adam hit me with knuckledusters on."
knuckledusters by IKane June 13, 2006

CORN KNUCKLING 

Slang for fisting one up the ass.
When we got back to my place I asked her if she would be interested in some corn knuckling.... she said yes.
CORN KNUCKLING by baugh May 30, 2004

Knuckles The Echidna 

Knuckles the echidna is one tough dude. Always protecting the Master Emerald from anything/anyone that could take it. He's a loner, he's gullible, and very shy around certain girls. He's the only reason that you should be playing any Sonic The Hedegehog games. He's also got good manners, but when he's around Rouge the bat, he changes all that (even though Knuckles secretly loves Rouge) because he knows that she's after the Master Emerald.
Knuckles The Echidna and Rouge The Bat do belong together, they're just meant together know what I mean? Anyway, Knuckles really is the best out of all the Sonic characters. I LUV KNUCKLES!