Dripping Johnny 

When a person drops a drink (preferably an alcoholic beverage) on his/her computer.

I did a Dripping Johnny ( when you spill your drink on your computer )

Oh shoot he did a Dripping Johnny ( when you see a person spill a drink on his/her computer )

Dripping Johnny by NLxItsMe April 11, 2021

right johnny good 

1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.

Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good

right johnny good by Gimli July 9, 2003

One Up Johnny 

Johnny is one of a select group of people who think they contain a vast well of knowledge on all subjects. Like Cliff Clavin the character on the old TV show Cheers, he pretends to know intimate details about everything—from the best region for the manufacture of shoe polish to the calibration of gene splicing equipment. Johnny works as an hourly employee in a large corporation and has no specific higher education or degree.

Greg: "I have a stomach ache."

One up Johnny: "That pain in your abdomen could be from a variety of internal organs. These organs include the stomach, small intestine, colon, liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. It could be a serious condition. You should consider being evaluated by a physician"

Greg: "Yeah, or it could be from that donut I ate earlier."

Mike: "Have I ever told you I have a motorcycle?"

One Up Johnny by Reverent JAB September 20, 2009

rubber johnny 

1. British slang for a condom, 'johnny' can also be a singular term for it as well.

Girl 1: "Damn, you forgot to lube that rubber johnny, you dickwad!"
Guy 2: "Shit, my bad. I'm such a flaphead."

rubber johnny by John "Schlong" Long June 29, 2018

Here's Johnny 

1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny

1:
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)

Here's Johnny by Nick Manning Is The Man February 13, 2009

Frosty Johnny 

when a man fills a condom with water and freezes it and gives it to a woman to insert it into her vagina

ryan knows what a frosty johnny is

Frosty Johnny by WOOOF May 31, 2015

Spicy Johnny 

The action of a gay man releasing diarrhea into another mans gaped butthole using him as a human toilet

Luke was feeling wild and asked for the Spicy Johnny.

Spicy Johnny by Spicy sins May 17, 2021