Jerky Curtains

A beef jerkey-like product made from an Afro American woman's Roastbeef Curtains, or very loose pussy lips. The meat undergo's the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.

Scott enjoyed his Tuna Melt at work today topped with some tastey Jerky Curtains!

by Mike the Mouth March 13, 2008

JerkyXP™

A large and growing jerky company for gamers. JerkyXP has a dog known as JackTheCEO and is the mascot of this company. JerkyXP has muliple flavors one of the common ones is called Honey BBQ.

"Did you get some JerkyXP™ yesterday"

by KryptonicDesigns January 14, 2015

jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia

her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains

by fman68 October 31, 2006

jerly

How fucktards say jewelry

I have ao much jerly, i got more jerly, and it’s not even about the jerly!
Everyone else: JEWLERY!!

by Whodat4life February 15, 2018

Jerrick

A boy that is annoying af and never puts his mask on and is a simp

That boy is annoying

He is definitely a jerrick

by Ting_Tang October 19, 2021

jerrycan sam

To douse your pubic hairs in petrol prior to receiving oral sex, allowing the person performing oral to feel a strong buzz as they get you off.

I gave Sheryl a jerrycan sam behind red rooster last week after she cyphoned Marks commodore.

Tom got jerrycan sammed the other day and stripped naked and fainted.

by Mangus Kahn September 21, 2017

jerkymon

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs

Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*

by Astartes889 June 11, 2006