Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues 

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)

Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues by Stupid_Homo-Sapien June 11, 2019

neville jones 

much like daniel cambell, neville jones is the second largest crackhead in surrey, his love for the cock is much stronger and can often be found whoring himself behind bus stops for smokes. neville's are rarely seen in the wild and may require a trap using smokes as bait to be seen.

damn that neville guy smokes everything....just today he has smoke 15 dubes, 8 poles and about an 80 rock while i waited for me bus

neville jones by bobinder January 24, 2005

Mike Jones 

a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

Mike Jones by C-block December 15, 2008

bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.

Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)

bridget jonesing by Sniffah January 5, 2008

Va-joner 

A female boner. The point which the women feels stimulated

Mary experienced a Va-joner while making out with teddy.

Va-joner by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008

Bare Bone Jones 

Having sex with a girl without a condom.

-I put it in her bare bone jones.
-Did you hit it? Yeah I hit that bare bone jones.
-It feels so much better to bang a girl bare bone jones.

Bare Bone Jones by B. Anthony February 28, 2009

Mr. Jones Triple

When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.

My girl Roberta was was cumming over the top after we gave her the Mr. Jones Triple!

Mr. Jones Triple by RVJ forever April 29, 2019