gooning and bating
gooning and bating by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023
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Full Goondie
A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.
Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
Full Goondie by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013
plump goons
plump goons by funny duudee December 13, 2016
Top Gooners
1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans
2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz
MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"
Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"
Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
Top Gooners by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
go on administrative leave
To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.
See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity
See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity
A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.
go on administrative leave by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
patches go on pockets
simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying
A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches
B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!
B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!
patches go on pockets by macka lacaka April 27, 2023