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head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
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designated train runner 

A girl that is designated to give head and/or have sexual intercourse with any male that would like it. A different girl is usually designated every weekend.
Thomas - Yo George, who's the designated train runner this weekend?
George - I think Sarah O'Connell, she loves running train man.

Designated Decoy 

A person leaving a bar sober, but appearing very drunk, going out and sitting in his car in full view of the cops, to distract them from noticing other people who were leaving who were not sober.
"We should be safe to drive tonight, we have a designated decoy!"
Designated Decoy by oswood April 24, 2010

Sexual Desire 

What people have for others, when people want to have sex with others
"I have a strong sexual desire for Ali"
Sexual Desire by Nika/Niko September 20, 2021

Diablo 2 - Lord of Destruction 

A fun, yet addictive game which will take all your freetime (aswell as work-time, school etc) if you get sucked into it, just as the huge amount of vicious emos around the world.
Be carefull this game will turn your best IRL friend into a greedy thief if he can get his virtual paladin fingers on your precious engima.
However when playing with some other friends, or just by yourself the game will be very entertaining. Because of all the different items and spells, there are many ways to personalize your character, and since good items tend to be very rare, finding them is almost compareable to taking alot of ecstasy.

The max level is 99, which requires an enormous amount of experience points, so whenever you'll reach the unreachable you'll most likely be dead or Korean.
Play at own risk, and discover you and your friends darker sides!
Adam: So me and Josh were playing Diablo 2 - Lord of destruction the other day, when he stabbed me and took all my gear.. man that sucks, i gotta pwn him next time i see him.. just don't know how since i haven't got any muscles left... i'll see if i can pay somebody a few high runes to do the job.
Rick: Dude you are fucking retarded man, get a life... How many hrs???????

desert dogma 

A derogatory term given to the belief systems of the three Abrahamic religions: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Because these three religions originated in the desert region of the Middle East and are known and criticized for their dogmatic ideologies, desert dogma fits in perfectly as it's an alliteration. This term was popularized by a well-known British atheist on YouTube named Pat Condell.
"I am so sick of people blindly following in desert dogma."
"I don't believe in desert dogma."
"Look at all the problems created because of desert dogma."
desert dogma by teduardog May 14, 2009