Designated Decoy

A person leaving a bar sober, but appearing very drunk, going out and sitting in his car in full view of the cops, to distract them from noticing other people who were leaving who were not sober.
"We should be safe to drive tonight, we have a designated decoy!"
by oswood April 24, 2010
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Marcos

Likes to eat food
Marcos is sexy
by Oswood November 23, 2021
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