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crap-pank

When something doesn't go your way; extremely bad;
crap-pank! I just lost a nut
That film was propper crap-pank
by P.R.D Ferguson III September 28, 2005
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Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking
by Vitalik June 1, 2007
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Crap-O-Rama

This party is an all night Crap-O-Rama.
by Terence Carter June 17, 2008
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Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.
by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010
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crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 6, 2010
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Crap Diggin'

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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craire

sam is a craire
by SamuelSmithFD May 22, 2011
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