Crusted

A term used to define the way one feels the morning after a night of smoking, eating, or by any means ingesting cannabis (Similar to what a hangover is for alcohol). Some symptoms of being "crusted" may include a dry mouth, pasty-feeling skin, slight dizziness, tiredness, and an overall feeling of lethargy and apathy.

Dude, I smoked a huge amount of weed last night! I was so crusted this morning, I couldn't get out of my bed for hours!

Crusted by Uh_Huh_Man May 28, 2010

crustache 

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

crustache by hexnfx August 5, 2009

Cruster 

One who is crusty; either in attitude, behavior, or appearance.

1: My boss was being a real cruster last night by not letting me go home.

2: Don't be such a cruster!

3: What happened to your hair? You look like a cruster today.

Cruster by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

crustang

A Ford Mustang. A crusty Mustang. May be driven by someone with a mullet.

"Yo dude, let's take my car. I don't want to be seen riding in your crustang."

crustang by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008

crust punk 

dumpster dives, vegan, rolls their own cigarettes, may or may not have beards/moustaches, enjoy biking and hiking, peaceful, hate war, talented musically despite the general punk consensus, most have banjos, acoustics and/or ukuleles, dislike showering and being clean

-i scored these great mushrooms in the dumpster behind trader joes.
-sweet! now we can make our favorite vegetarian omelette woo
-we are so crust punk.

crust punk by dededededededdedede August 18, 2009

crusterbate 

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

crusterbate by Melikki November 26, 2006

Crust Bunny 

Combination of dust and crusty skin that gathers and congeals inside an overweight person's navel.

"You should have seen the crust bunny that I scooped out of my belly button last night!"

Crust Bunny by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007