sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

I Eat Babies

The act of eating live babies

I Eat Babies

by JJJ2 September 9, 2021

Mrs. Barber

A bitch ass teacher

I hate Mrs.Barber

Mrs. Barber

by Mrs. Barber September 6, 2016

barbecue

When two guys have sex with one girl. One guy is fucking her in her vagina while the other is fucking her in the mouth. During this, she is spun like a pig roast. For optimal pleasure, larger women are preferable.

like barbecuing a pig on a skewer. "Hey girl, do you like barbecues?!" "Yeahhhh...you got a friend boy?"

by little piggy November 16, 2012

barbecue

Slang destroy by fire; burn; torch (slang sense) or an occasion for doing this

Hitler hosted many a book barbecue in Nazi Germany.

by Jon64Bailey July 30, 2011

bumpin babies

(v.) The act of dealing Cheetos to an underage, cancerous Jellyfish.

"I know its dangerous but I can't stop bumpin babies with those poor invertabrate snack food lovers."

by Gangardo August 13, 2006