caught out there

when someone catches you being unfaithful to your spouse. you're basically out there creeping when you should be at home with your spouse.

marquan: yo u heard what happened to chris last night?
terrell: nah man what happened?
marquan: i saw ya boy caught out there last night man, caking with all the hoes even tho he sposed to be cuffed up at home.
terrell: word??

by bigwilliestyle98 January 16, 2014

Triple Pre-Nut Theorem

(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.

Sheeit i gotta get my triple pre-nut theorem out before kylee comes over.

by Scoocher2677 September 3, 2017

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

I’m talking about UrbanDictionary Jews

But, they called the cops on me and put me in prison last time, right?

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

by Death Menace April 17, 2022

if this video was age restricted, there'd be no dislikes

you usually come up to this in comment sections of youtube videos where the main subject of the video is mocking on a youtuber/related has, by myth, most of the audience are kids, usually age 9 or lower.
if the video is actually about that subject, and it has dislikes

IdubbzTV: *makes ricegum content cop video / disstrack*
video: *has dislikes*
people in the comment section: if this video was age restricted, there'd be no dislikes

by zz9 November 15, 2019

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

Homosexuality Theorem

This theorem states that if one is homosexual, it is impossible for them to be able to win anything.

That gay arab kid fits the homosexuality theorem perfectly; he never wins anything!

by iwantyousobad October 24, 2011

where there's a willy there's a way

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D

hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D

by toootyfruity May 10, 2009