Spit

The secret word for a combination of sperm and shit.

Bro why’d you jerk off in the shared bathroom?! Now the whole place smells like spit!

by TheBeanSpiller December 8, 2023

spitcuzzi

When you dangle your balls in someone’s mouth while they gargle their spit

I asked my girl if she’d suck me off. She said, “Not only will I do that, but I’ll also help you relax in my spitcuzzi.”

by Daddy’s-home69 February 16, 2024

spitmaxx

Really aggressive blow job

Babe imma spitmaxx you so hard tonight

by iislogan March 11, 2024

Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

by Random Kinnidle April 3, 2024

Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

Spit on that thang

One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.

Gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024

SCOITUS

When a court ignores a common sense approach to the law in favor of laws that had been created centuries earlier in its decision.

Jimmy's guilty verdict was a clear case of scoitus as the court ruled him guilty, citing a case that had been created 100 years ago and had little to do with circumstances surrounding his arrest.

by AZDavo July 1, 2024