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this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever
he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter
sifter by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 19, 2007

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.
My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.
Shoulder Sitter by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Semen Sisters

When two girls have fucked the same guy (see: Eskimo Brothers - for girls)
Taylor: I fucked him!
Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
Semen Sisters by aztjsummer June 16, 2011

sisterectomy 

The act of removing a sister from your life, either physically or metaphorically. First used in the Simpsons episode "My Sister, My Sitter".
Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
sisterectomy by ubersmith May 17, 2016

Stick Sisters 

Similar to tunnel buddies, stick sisters are two or more girls that have slept with the same man on the same or different occasions.
Megan and Azia both had wild, raw-doggin' sex with John, so that makes them stick sisters.

Toilet Sitter 

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.
Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)
Toilet Sitter by zinnate November 12, 2011