Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.

I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.

by urbaneratti January 19, 2025

Pineapple pizza

The best thing in the world

Pineapple pizza is great

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025

Pineappleing

A formidable form of occupational rape

Paramedic to collegue: Boy, we got an absolute pineappleing last night. They kept us up all night for 16 hours straight with no crib breaks.

by DMH89 March 4, 2025

Pineapple

A person who participates in swinging, polyamory, “ethical” non monogamy

Look for people displaying an upside down pineapple people.
The couple adopted the pineapple lifestyle and now host swingers parties.

by Mme. Coco August 1, 2025

Pineapple

To impose an exaggerated affection of an item or an action upon somebody subtly, so much so, that becomes inherent part of their identity.

H: Do you like pineapples?
L: Sure
H: I had no idea they were your favourite fruit. Pineapples will always remind me of you..
L: Urgh, don’t pineapple me like that.

by PharmaH September 21, 2025

Pineapple

Commonly used safe word when a couple is having sex

“Pineapple”

*other person immediately stops what they were doing*

by smokyhotty October 3, 2025

Pineapple justice

Pineapple justice is the act for which Pineapples were created. It is the platonic ideal of a Pineapple. It is what Aristotle would define as the state of happiness for Pineapples. This comes from self congruence. This is the machiavellian "effectual truth" that Pineapples provide for means of exacting thrasimachian justice. How else should a Pineapple be used? Those who merely eat, not knowing the ends for which they eat, do not fully participate in the justice. Justice, in the thrasimachian sense is about gaining access, and Pineapple justice is use of Pineapple to that end, the end for which it was made, and that which is its most natural and happiest state.

"John gained access with Pineapple justice."

"So just!"

by Kylejustice April 7, 2026