turk jerk 

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.

Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"

turk jerk by Argan02 August 19, 2016

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

wild turkey jerk off by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

A Jerk-off 

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.

your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !

A Jerk-off by B-dones September 16, 2018

Join Her Jerk 

When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.

Go Join her jerk....Oh, OOh, OOHH, OOOOHHHH.....damn in my eye?.....

Join Her Jerk by Sick Cat July 22, 2009

Carribean Jerk Herpe 

This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.

"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"

Carribean Jerk Herpe by Doc Cap Morgans March 3, 2004

Baha'i Circle Jerk 

Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.

Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.

Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".

Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.

Sally: What was it about?

Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.

Baha'i Circle Jerk by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011

Speedo-Jerk 

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

Speedo-Jerk by Kent Spent August 18, 2008