chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.

Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"

by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010

Smircle Jerk

A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.

That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy

by Imbadatthis September 10, 2010

circle jerk

When a Google+ user shares your post, pic or video outside its limited circle or group without your permission.

He's such a circle jerk for sharing that pic in my Google+ folder of my cum face to the public.

by mangodebango October 9, 2011

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 6, 2004

jerk officer

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).

Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)

by cl0wnmonkey August 29, 2007

jerk off

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.

"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald

by brach512 June 15, 2016

Circle Jerk

what you dont want to be a part of...unless your gay...then maybe you might want the blindfold & cookie

damn.you were in some circle jerk last night...dont touch me god damn it

by alix minstor December 17, 2003