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Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
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A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.
I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!
by sjh horse March 08, 2011
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Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.
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