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Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job
“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”
by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024
mugGet the Shining up my goosemug.

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012
mugGet the Cooked goosemug.

Gooses

Blake hates all those gooses
by Yajis18 December 26, 2018
mugGet the Goosesmug.

Goose Machine

Male or Female person who sleeps around.
Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)
by DavidCarr November 25, 2009
mugGet the Goose Machinemug.

Goose

A fat ass who uses discord 24/7 and everyone dislikes
Man look at that goose 😹😹”
by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Goosemug.

goose

by goosegodgamer1234 May 24, 2022
mugGet the goosemug.

shitting like a blue goose

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose
by God_of_beans September 1, 2023
mugGet the shitting like a blue goosemug.

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