Mr. Douchebag

Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside

Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!

by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022

Douchebellishment

The often gold and silver embellishment on douchey clothing made popular by men in Vegas, Jersey Shore characters and the host of Ghost Adventurers. The clothing often is by Ed Hardy or Affliction and usually includes crosses, fleur de lys or daggers.

Looks like the orange, spiky haired guidos got dressed up in their finest douchebellishment for the strip club tonight.

by HunchHunchWhatWhatBahBo April 7, 2011

Douchbaggie

someone who is only somewhat of a douchebag, a pint sized douche

Your friend is pretty cool but he can be a real douchbaggie when were out at the club.

by J-DubliciousGum July 29, 2011

Douchebrag

A male douchebag that brags about things not even worthy of bragging about.

"Yo, I just benched 200 lbs for a half a rep! Top that!" - what a douchebrag!

by G Pizzle January 9, 2012

Douchebike

A motorcycle that a douchebag would own. Likely a crotch rocket.

You can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.

by tclcttbs June 22, 2014

Douchebrag

That guy. The one that's always posting about his insanely awesome life. If you find one in real life, kill it immediately.

He was being a major douchebrag, carrying on about his incredible vacation in the south of France.

by Smallplastictree September 29, 2015

Schrodinger's Douchebag

A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.

Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag

by PomuHub March 12, 2022