wank

British word for masturbating

Quit wanking off!

by Jewish April 1, 2003

wank

Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!

by CITA September 14, 2003

fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

Wankchop

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

by Goober May 13, 2005

Endurance Wank

An act of masturbation that exceeds 40 minutes.

When no one is coming home until the early hours of the morning and you are bored. Endurance wanking fills plenty of time.

by Alex Jackson (Hairy) November 2, 2008

Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

by Pete January 30, 2005