Smokers Skin 

When someone has alot of acne on there face from smoking too much weed and getting to sweaty all the time.

"Woah thats alot of acne"
"be nice man she must have rolled up alot
of joints, thats smokers skin"

Smokers Skin by chickenheadid May 26, 2010

Smoke a joint 

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

Smoke a joint by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

Dick smoker 

When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif

(A guy does something dumb)

Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!

Dick smoker by T_Dawg_69 May 9, 2019

Full McKowski Smokehouse 

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

Full McKowski Smokehouse by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009

Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.

Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

Magic Black Smoke by AZredneck1862 July 28, 2009

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash 

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018

smoker-shaming 

Showing your disgust or disapprovement to smokers by comments or looks. Don't do it. It's intolerant and not justified. Many people believe that it is because smoking's not good for your health and they're "saving you from yourself". Well fuck off. To be overweight isn't healthy either, yet it's okay to shame a smoker in our society but to shame fat people is immoral. It's called freedom of choice people. Let it go.

*Smoker smokes a cigarette*
Non-smoker: Did you know that smoking shortens your life by blablabla and causes canser? Furthermore...
(-> that' s smoker-shaming, ladies and gentlemen. )
Smoker: FUCK OFF. It's my choice, my decision, none of your business.

smoker-shaming by Wellimjusthonesthere September 19, 2016