softypunch

:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites April 23, 2011

softypunch

the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites May 8, 2011

Softshite

An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.

1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.

by Toester56 July 1, 2011

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Sofmur

A mackinism for the word sophomore. Pronounced sof- Mir

Older than a freshman younger than a senior.

"hey Mack do you want to come have a squirt gun fight?"
"aren't you guys sofmurs?"

by billyjoe103193 October 6, 2011

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013