2 definitions by sloan huchites

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the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle
guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her
by sloan huchites April 18, 2011
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:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle
i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her
by sloan huchites April 05, 2011
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