Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
Me: Hey rob, how you doing?
Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
by Shmip January 30, 2022
The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
roberts is nice
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.
by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 06, 2021
A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 02, 2022