damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
Get the robert pattinson in my pantsmug. Robert is the fittest guy i’ve ever laid my eyes on. He is such a hot person and definitely has the biggest penis in the world, if you have a robert in your life, you are a lucky person and deserve it b <3
omg there’s robert!
by Anonymous Hooman <3 xo November 11, 2022
Get the Robertmug. by itzyabaee August 15, 2023
Get the lochlann robertsmug. Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.
by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022
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by Antman aka robert June 2, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits
by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023
Get the Robertmug. 