queef

The better version of the fart.

Mom: I did a queef
Me: What?
Mom: A vagina fart
Me: *dies of laughter*

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by Ha that’s funny October 11, 2020

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Queef Quarrel

When you have air inside of your pussy and bend downward and start queefing and can’t stop.

My boyfriend asked me to stick my ass in his face and my pussy had a queef quarrel right in front of his face.

by Messymind December 6, 2025

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A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.

person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef

by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 May 12, 2018

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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

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