Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004

A Magic Balloon 

Something that you are happy that you have found.

"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"

A Magic Balloon by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009

Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!

My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.

Ass Magic by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004

FOXNews Magic 

A particularly blatant form of media spin and partisan hackery where a particularly embarassing or scandalous member of a political party is suddenly relabelled as a member of an opposition party in an attempt to deflect association with that shame or scandal away from one's own party onto another. Named after FOXNews, which was famous for "mistakenly" labelling Republican politicians caught in sex-related scandals as Democrats.

Right after Mark Foley was caught sending explicit messages to young male pages, the FOXNews Magic changed him from a Republican to Democrat.

FOXNews Magic by Del360 January 28, 2011

slut magic 

The ability of a woman to use her sexuality as well as learned tricks and skills (cooking, maintaining a well stocked beer section of the fridge, personal grooming (shaving everything every day), well thought through eye contact, pushup bras that are helpful but not misleading, etc.) to get a man to do what she wants and/or fall in love with her and/or sleep with her.

girl 1: "I don't know why I keep going out with all these guys but never getting one to date me/sleep with me?!" (whine, whine, whine)
girl 2: "Well let's start you off with the most basic rules of Slut Magic: Did you shave your legs? Did you offer him a beer when he brought you home?"
girl 1: "No"
girl 2: "Well there you go sweety. You can't get any if you aren't prepared for it."

slut magic by Envy4 October 6, 2011

crystal magic 

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

crystal magic by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021

emo magic 

a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males dick fall off. the result of the of the dick falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight "emo boy" pants.

EMO MAGIC

hello Doctor

I'm in quite a rut
my life is crumbling
I feel like giving up

theres this thing called Emo magic
it's really quite a fright
First it made my dick fall off
then my pants grew tight
My hair was blond
but now thats gone
changed to a shiny shade of black
it's even blotchy in the back

Now my friends all hate me
my girlfriend calls me names
this bandana makes my head sweat
and my balls are really strained

I not quite sure what to do
I was hoping you could help
Please write me back
I need you Dr. Felp!!!

emo magic by brittany bloodshed January 11, 2008