A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.
Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?
Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......
Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)
Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......
Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)
by coffee_by_the_pot April 12, 2021
Jesus fuuuck that man-karen threatened to hit me with his plow blade if I went thirty on his road with a twenty-five limit
by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021
When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.
by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022
When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.
by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024
The school district of Averill Park, New York where students can scream the N-Word and not get in trouble. Here, you will see fifteen-year-olds making bank by growing their own cannabis in the woods.
If the APCSD cooking ladies don't have that speedbag arm fat, you know your lunchtime munchies will be ruined by shitty food!
by coffee_by_the_pot June 08, 2021
There's decent and respectful/respectable overweight people, and then there's FUPA-bitches. These people only care about their own opinion and putting down others because they have their own downfalls.
Damn, that FUPA-bitch has been yelling at me in the middle of the Target clothing section or five whole minutes now!
by coffee_by_the_pot March 21, 2021