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When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
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by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021
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Damn, that FUPA-bitch has been yelling at me in the middle of the Target clothing section or five whole minutes now!
by coffee_by_the_pot March 21, 2021
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Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!
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by coffee_by_the_pot March 30, 2021
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Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?
Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......
Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)
Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......
Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)
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I got friendzoned and couldn’t get through a McLovin Supreme album without feeling a deep sense of relatability
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