coffee_by_the_pot's definitions

Baloofa

Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.

Damn the lady on that mobility scooter has a baloofa if I’ve ever seen one!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022

Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.

I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022

Snapchadding

When a female ignores all other things except trying to gain a Chad’s approval over snap

Samantha ended up deleting a pedestrian on the road, all because she was snapchadding while driving

by coffee_by_the_pot September 15, 2023

Man-Karen

Pretty much the male version of a Karen

Jesus fuuuck that man-karen threatened to hit me with his plow blade if I went thirty on his road with a twenty-five limit

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Fupa Troopa

A slang term for a state police officer. Often thought of as offensive by the "blue lives matter" crowd (Blue lives do NOT exist! Blue is merely the color of a fucking jacket!).

Driver: I have to watch my speed because there's a fupa troopa up ahead!
State trooper: On the side of the road
Driver: Goes 60 in a 45 zone
State trooper: Wheee whoooo wheeeee whoooooo!!!!!!!!! (Lights flashing)
Driver: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
State trooper: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot June 14, 2021

crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021