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D-Money

Many people have long wondered, what exactly is a D-Money? Well basically a D-Money is a guy who doesn't really take life too seriously & is an ultra gash magnet. Not to be confused with the lesser 'Dmoney Drama' this nigga would do just about anything for his homies, including using a UAV so others can get a nuke; he is just an all round team player. The key to becoming a D-Money lies in the power of manipulating females, often resulting in the efficient production of sandwiches and/or hot bubble baths.
D-Money: Yo girl, make me that sammich then hit me up with a nice hot bubble bath.
Random hot girl: Sure, you want cheese and coleslaw?
D-Money: Hoe I asked for a sammich not salad.
Random hot girl: My bad.
D-Money: Be quick with the bath too, I need to go catch a 2 peice.
by BilalV2 August 1, 2011
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money map

a category of maps used in warcraft III and starcraft. very lame and just focuses on giving the player easy access to resources, taking alot of strategy out of the game.
"OMFG GOGO FASTEST EVARZZZ"
"No, money maps are for newbs"
by cobllin December 15, 2003
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the money

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
by Nick D April 27, 2003
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Dinner Money

“Dinner Money” is a term used to define the amount of expendable or discretionary funds an individual possesses. It is also used as a mating call for the opposite sex, by the implicit promise of a free meal. While, dinner money is substantially less than having “plenty money” (let the streets know), it does denote that one has enough capital to take themselves as well as a date out to dinner, which will hopefully lead to sexual gratification of some sort. That being said that amount needed to claim one has dinner money can vary from state to state and even city to city. Those who boast loudly about having dinner money should always be on the lookout (BOLO) for the ever cunning “dinner whore”. The dinner whore lives and breathes to bilk unsuspecting individuals out of their hard earned funds. This is accomplished in several different ways, but the most popular method of operation is by feigning interest until dinner is over (and the bill is paid), then immediately placing the financier into the black hole known as the friend zone, with no chance of escape.
Sean “ What are you doing tonight?”

Becky “ I’m not too sure yet”

Sean “ I got dinner money!...”
by sdotkiezzel March 4, 2011
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Obama Money

As soon as we receive our Obama Money, we're going to rebuild the deck.
by mmMarcia March 31, 2010
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money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person
wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
by awesome luke June 20, 2008
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Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.
Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.
by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009
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