old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

old man drunk by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

go-to-prison drunk 

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

go-to-prison drunk by OhGeeP April 17, 2011

Wisconsin Drunk

The most drunk a person can be and still basically function.

For a TRUE Wisconsinite, my experience is that this is somewhere around 30 to 40 beers for the average male and about 15 to 25 for the average WI female (add 1 beer for every 10 lbs of body weight over 200 lbs).

Wisconsin drunk is normally accomplished in an all day drinking fest centered around Packers games, vacationing out of state in large packs, or any time there is something remotely resembling an excuse for drinking. It is almost ALWAYS done while eating 3 or more brats.

Sven: Oh man. I woke up soooooo hunover this mornin'. I couldn't find my caar. My face was stuck to da floor and I still had a beer in one hand and a half eatin' brat in tha other. I didn't even know who won the paackers' game...? Whoa whadda night!

Ole: Oooo. Sounds like you got Wis-caaahnsin drunk last night Sven. I would tell you what you did but I don't remember cuz I was Wis-caaahnsin drunk too!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wisconsites are generally very friendly. Here is an example of what an out-of-stater might here shortly before going "Wisconsin drunk": "Hiya!! Welcome to Wis-caaahnsin!!! Here's a beer and here's a brat!!!!!" (They are being nice but you should FEAR those words)

Wisconsin Drunk by Ewstevens3 March 29, 2010

sleep drunk 

The state of the mind and body after being sleep deprived. Has similar symptoms to being drunk such as forgetfulness, laughing at things that aren't really that funny, and irritability.

After I only got two hours of sleep, I went into work completely sleep drunk. I was in a mild daze for the entire morning.

sleep drunk by DROCK2265 June 10, 2012

pirate drunk 

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!

After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.

pirate drunk by the boot September 11, 2003

second hand drunk 

People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.

Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.

second hand drunk by MrNickRo March 13, 2009

Spunk Drunk 

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.

According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis

Spunk Drunk by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008