by ellenangelbaby November 04, 2020
when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
by greenthumbs December 07, 2009
A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.
by Diddty dix and company. May 31, 2006
Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
by RobC May 28, 2005
The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon July 11, 2008
A boner that is of non-sufficient size to most women. It cannot be bigger than 2" hard, hence why it is called a 'Baby B' which is short for a Baby Boner. Sometimes called a stealth or ninja boner as well since most girls cannot feel it...
When your pants hit the floor, the woman starts pointing and laughing at your Baby B. She will then tell you she has absolutely no intentions of sleeping with you and that she's actually having a family emergency and has to leave. Women will ask if it's in yet and you have already finished unleashing your shortage of dead babies onto her toes.
by Richard from the Gym June 22, 2009
a teen in a group of friends who is often the "bitch" of the group and is made fun of for being less mature or ignorant in many situations. Often has not fully completed puberty.
John: What is a sausage fest? Is that like a barbecue or something?
Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.
Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.
by rangermoody September 30, 2009