tighter than a duck's ass 

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

tighter than a duck's ass by octopod March 4, 2004

grab a timmy's

In Canada, esp around Toronto, it means to eat a at a Tim Horton's coffee shop, the cannuck equivalent to Dunkin' Donuts. May also be said : get a timmy's.
Most people find this dorky and annoying.

I'm hungry for lunch, let's grab a timmy's.

grab a timmy's by Kim's love October 30, 2006

S.A.W. 

acronymn for Short and Wide

Dude did you see that girl. She was so S.A.W.

S.A.W. by Kiwicake1 September 30, 2007

It's a bit black over Bill's mother's 

A phrase used when you can see dark clouds in the distance, esp. in summer.

Used in North West England, and possibly other places as well.

"Nice clear sky, isn't it?"

"It's a bit black over Bill's mother's though."

It's a bit black over Bill's mother's by Pak the Destroyer January 8, 2010

S A 

Letters used for Special Agent in law enforcement.

S A Brown is in charge of the bank robbery investigation.

S A by SAgent October 15, 2005

God bless the U.S.A. 

a country song by Lee Greenwood from the '80s. Bombastic to begin with, it was used by those stupid armchair warriors who cheered the Persian Gulf war of 1991 while watching it happen on the damn TV while swilling beer. These dumbfuckcretinshave never served in the Armed Forces, they don't know what it's like to be serving the country with the possibility of danger coming at any time - they think war is a spectator sport, a game. They think that anyone who isn't caught in the "spirit" of the "game" is "unpatriotic". It's the same old fucking shit now, only MUCH worse. This song is now used as a rallying anthem for all the fascist stupidshit dumbass jingoistic warmonger bastardassholes who rah-rah the war like cheerleaders (they call that "supporting the troops", then they don't want to pay for treatment for the disabled veterans that come home alive). This song is now for idiots of the highest degree who can't think for themselves. They are dumber than animals.

Anthony drives to work everyday with a Lee Greenwood CD playing in his car. The disc player is set to repeatly play "God Bless the U.S.A.". He also has a yellow ribbon on the car attenna and the rear bumper is festooned with "patriotic" bumper stickers that childishly slam all those who oppose the Iraq war and celebrates it. He thinks it's all a game, he watches the news every day just to see how many "towel heads" were killed that day. "God Bless the U.S.A." is his favorite song of all time and cheering the war like the spectator he is - that's his life.

God bless the U.S.A. by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2008

It's A Jersey Thing 

When you, or someone, do something insanely stupid and pointless (usually aggressive behavior) that there's no need for an explanation.

Also, if someone complains about their appearance way too much than is ever needed.

Guy1: Why did the guy make a big deal out of his skin color not being too Orange & start a huge fight with everyone?

Guy2: ... It's A Jersey Thing.

It's A Jersey Thing by LogicalPsycho2323 October 17, 2010